I scared off a weak fish!

Um, I hate to burst your bubble, but the Bellagio does not spread 5-10 Holdem.

You have to assume CardNut would not have made this post if he had read JOEY's post first.


And you would have to assume the only reason he would read Jen's post before Joey's post, is because Joey's headline implied the context of Jen's post was important to fully enjoy his post.


So, a rational forum browser would have read Jen's post only with the purpose not of responding, but of immediately thereafter reading JOEY's post.


So either,


A) CardNut is a nut (unlikely), or


B) CardNut knows something we don't, that Jen and JOEY are secretly the same poster.


eLROY

eLROY, I'm sure you're always looking for a new conspiracy, but I hate to disappoint you. I think JOEY would be insulted at people comparing his sophisticated humor to my weak attempts at replication. Due to your post, I will never again play poker. Thank you for your time.

-Jen

So you want a war, do you? You lifeless idiotic hump!! If it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get! From everything you write, you sound like a spineless, weak-tight, nonplaying mope!!! Every time I see your posts, I will rip them to shreds, so you might as well never post here again! You think I'm kiddding? You're in big trouble, mister. Better not play poker again either ever again! If I see you at the table, I'll flip the table over and crush you under it, you little obsessive posting punk.

-Jen

You forgot 'C'.


I read all the posts, know of course that they are a joke, and was adding to it in a round-about sort of way. Guess you didn't take the time to see that.


Sorry if I offended you.