The correct way to correct a cock-blocker?

[somethingstupid]

Get a new buddy. Get drunk with him. Find some women. Bone them.

[ScottyP431]

You forgot "death penalty" on your list of options

[3rdEye]

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Ok, last night, a group of us are at a bar, and I agree to fly wingman for a buddy.

He goes over and starts talking to the girls, and waves me over a couple minutes later when it's clear the one he's interested (short hot brunette, big breasts) in isn't going to tell him to get lost.

I start blatantly abusing my accent with the friend to keep her happy and give buddy a clear run. She's a pretty hot tall redhead, so it wasn't a huge hardship. Problem is, the brunette keeps flirting with me too (OK, so that's a pretty good problem to have).

Anyway, a little while later, the redhead and I are all over each other, above and under the table, when Buddy starts intervening "that's not how things work in Canada" "Let me know if you want me to call him off" all that sort of stuff.

So when closing time comes round, we end up just swapping phone numbers. I'm blaming Buddy.

What's my course of action?


And no, I'm not sticking in in his pooper, even as a correctional technique.

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OMG WTF TK

[Blarg]

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I had a buddy like this too (nothice the past tense). He'd act like a total ass clown and ruins it for the rest of us if it looked like someone else was going to get laid and he wasn't. He'd do stuff like mention my (non-existent) girlfriend in front of a girl I was talking to, or would hit on the same girl I was hitting on and end up scaring her away by being an ass, or would suddenly start pestering me to drive him home, etc...anything to ruin it for me. It got old very quickly.

And no, he wasn't gay. He was just an idiot who couldn't stand watching other people score while he was getting shot down. He was just about the most insecure person I've ever known.

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I had a friend exactly like that. Well, two of them. One guy, and one girl.

Anyway, your description is so similar, we're probably talking about the same guy.

[wacki]

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He'd do stuff like mention my (non-existent) girlfriend in front of a girl I was talking to, or would hit on the same girl I was hitting on and end up scaring her away by being an ass, or would suddenly start pestering me to drive him home, etc...anything to ruin it for me.

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That is not a friend. That is a an assbeating long overdue.

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I had a friend exactly like that. Well, two of them. One guy, and one girl.

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blasphemy. Blarg is better/smarter then that.

[gamblore99]

I have a friend who is not the best looking of the bunch. Often times when he is in front of people he doesn't know, mainly girls, he tries to make himself seem cool by putting other people down. This can be very irritating when trying to meet girls. Usually before we go out I take him aside and discuss this. He acknowledges it, apologizes and then is pretty good. So ya, just talk to him about it, he'll probably look back and realize he was an ass, apologize. Also make sure to bring this up the next time you go out so its fresh in his mind.

[Dead]

Stick it in his pooper.

[poker-penguin]

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Stick it in his pooper.

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What did I say right at the end of the first post?

[HopeydaFish]

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I had a buddy like this too (nothice the past tense). He'd act like a total ass clown and ruins it for the rest of us if it looked like someone else was going to get laid and he wasn't. He'd do stuff like mention my (non-existent) girlfriend in front of a girl I was talking to, or would hit on the same girl I was hitting on and end up scaring her away by being an ass, or would suddenly start pestering me to drive him home, etc...anything to ruin it for me. It got old very quickly.

And no, he wasn't gay. He was just an idiot who couldn't stand watching other people score while he was getting shot down. He was just about the most insecure person I've ever known.

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I had a friend exactly like that. Well, two of them. One guy, and one girl.

Anyway, your description is so similar, we're probably talking about the same guy.

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Well, unless you live in Ottawa, Ontario, it's probably two different people. However, I've seen this sort of thing in other insecure people as well, so I think this behaviour something that is fairly common. The guy I described was a very extreme example of this sort of antisocial behaviour, though. As I wrote before, he was *the* most insecure person I've ever known, so the fact that he was also the worst wingman I've ever known is not surprising.