Rules for life

[Whistler]

I, along with my friends, have compiled a small list of rules, to live a good, healthy life, i figure you guys would be a good group to add some more rules.
1. never turn down a free T-shirt
2. never drink anything out of a box
3. never eat any kind of sausage out of a can
4. never trust a girl with brown eyebrowes and blonde hair.
5. never buy anything other than a drink from a guy in a bowtie.