Poll for patriots

[Cyrus]

CNN Report

You are the best prison guard in the high security prison where Saddam is been held and interrogated by American military intelligence. Your superior officer calls you and in tells you that there is a strong probability that Saddam holds vital information that America needs to know, concerning the whereabouts of a ton of plutonium.

Moreover, your superior tells you that military intelligence has concluded with absolute certainty that the only way to crack Saddam and make him talk and reveal any info he might have is to sodomize him. Sodomy would be the greatest infamy against Saddam according to his psychological profile as drawn up by military intelligence; it will completely paralyze his defenses and make him sing like a canary!

But the sodomy has to be done without any gizmos or dildos; it has to be the real thing. (Of course, use of K-Y and a condom is allowed.)

Your superior officer asks you to take up this mother of all missions and sodomize Saddam. He admits that this deed will not remain hidden from the media for long and every man and, especially, woman in America will eventually know where your pecker has been for America.

So, would you screw Saddam Hussein in the ass ?