Lakers and Joy

[Jason Strasser]

I was playing at the NYPC the other day, and this young kid gets a phone call.

"Hey baby! How are you doing?"
Everyone at the table smiles. Its the third booty call-esq call he's gotten today.

"I can't wait to visit you in Florida."
He pauses, then says.
"But if the Lakers don't win, I can't make it down there. I bet it all on the series."

I burst out laughing, along with a few others at the table. He stands up. "What the F*** is wrong with that B****?" He asks me.

Three down, one to go. Hope the Los Angeles fakers have fun on the links this summer.

East coast, what what?