The Agony of it all - Celebrity poker

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Ugh. Aargh. I know this one is probably a rerun, but this is the first time i have watched it, so I must comment.

Celebrity poker.

Where stupidity in poker strategy gets money for charity.

Where the celebs can say F*CK out loud and openly coach each other during a hand.

Where 98o re-reraises AK and then just gets called, and goes on to win the hand.

Where runner-runner flushes are not actually seen by the loser at the end of the hand.

Where "jesus" taught David to play cards. No wait, it was "the rabbi at my barmitzva" (sp? i aint jewish).

Where Carrie apologizes every time she folds.

Where mimi's KK gets called by Q9o. Mimi is cute tho, with her KK, then bragging about being the big winner last week at her regular game, taking home $200. She goes all-in, but then Scott asks if he can "raise it," then doesn't realize that his two pair, queens up, is no good when the flop is Q 8 8.

Scott barely redeems himself when he raises $5000 with his AK. David goes over-the-top all-in of course with T7o for 5200 total. Carrie calls the 5000+ with A6o, flopping top pair, sixes! The T7o will take the main pot (err, uh, the "middle pot"), by the way, $15,000 in there. David must again be explained to how he did not win the pot when his three outer King fails to hit. Carrie takes the 6200 side pot.

Where playing three times makes Tom a self-proclaimed "expert." Or maybe he's bluffing, and it was six months.

Mimi explains "I'm out" after her cards are already mucked.

The dealer is still explaining to Scott what his options are, check or bet, and what each of those means.

"what's the saying? poker in the front, liquor in the back?" Scott's parting words when his AT loses to runner-runner str8 by David's pocket sevens (which were ahead the whole way anyway).

"I had a king, that's good, right?"

Scott goes all-in OUT OF TURN, but then backs off due to mimi-s 86o threatening to call him. He backs off from going all-in, but wins up doing so on the flop anyway, which was A 7 9. Scott's QJ0 loses to Mimi-s str8. What were the odds on losing on the last card? "not very good."

Where the railbird celebs drink coctails and comment on the action.

Mimi now flips the double bird at Carrie. Carrie is faced with mimi's raise. She says "it's the two..." but mimi fills in with "it's the four tits." Carrie wants to call, but she acts first. Oops, now Carrie's flipping the bird at David's yawn. Mimi's pure evil at the table tho, dominating with her fancy blouse and pocket nines.

Carrie's parting words "I'm gonna wind up back on drugs."

I'm rootin' for mimi, she's a hottie.

Mimi K2o gets bluffed by David's QJ gutshot w/overcards.

David exclaims "shuffle the f*ck up!"

But Mimi's 42o does not hold up on the final hand, losing to David's Q3o.

Comic relief for poker players. But agonizing to watch.

al