A 'party is rigged' post, but not what you think!

[arizona]

No amount of bad beats would ever make me think that party poker might be somehow rigged against me, but consider this:

I have been running extremely well for the past 40,000 hands. I keep waiting for the downswing that is sure to come, but it never does. This has lead me to only one conclusion: Party Poker is definitely rigged in my favor. I hit set after set, flush after flush. People might as well be throwing their money at my feet.

I must have some guardian angel that convinced Mr. Dikshit to rewrite the software to benefit me. So look out everone. Party Poker is defnitely rigged!

Or perhaps I'm just God's gift to poker.