resources for Noobs

[Little Lew]

Just started playing SnGs with some small degree of success after playing Limit (which got incredibly boring) and woukd like to read a book or two to get me to some level of familiarity with WTF I'm doing.

Much of the commentary here is above my head and I need some basic knowledge so I can understand what you all are saying.

Books? Sites? Beautifuk women who will come to my house and teach me? I'm open to anything ro make me smarter.

TIA.