Selling shares of myself...

I know this probably a really dumb idea, and i will get flamed for this and it being my first post, but i figured id let people know anyway. I recently dipped into a 4 week downside of variance and had to drop down from playing $15/$30 to $5/$10, and now on top of things my car took a puke on me, and had to fork someone money over to fix that.

So now I'm doing something I wouldnt really ever consider doing, but do to my circumstance I need to try for this event. I'm looking to sell shares of myslef for the Fall Poker Classic next week at Canterbury Park in MN. I am going to play in all the events $4400 in all, but since my bankroll has dropped to $5000, I'd rather not throw it all in myself.

So, if anybody is interested in buying any shares, you can pm me about how much you would like and any moreinfo you may want from hand histories, phone numbers, and such.

And for everybody that wants to flame, I encourage it, flame away, this is probably a stupid post.

Thanks for looking though.