Hilarious spoof email

[MtDon]

Found this at snopes.com.

Joke: Little Billy Evans needs your help to obtain a real body to replace the burlap sack full of leaves that now serves as his trunk.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1999]


I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves.

veiw the rest at:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/burlap.htm