My roommate sucks at masturbating

[augie00]

It's true. He always picks the worst times to masturbate. Take yesterday for example:

Without saying a word to my roommate, I leave with the intention of going to my friend Tyler's car and having him take me to my cell phone distributor. I forget my broken ass cell phone in the room, so I run back upstars to get it, tug on the doorknob...locked.

Great, so what the hell do I do now? I jiggle the doorknob for a few seconds, slide my key in, unlock, wait a little longer (giving my roommate plenty of time to hide the evidence) and finally open the door. I do not make eye contact with my roommate, but I notice him fevorishly closing windows on his computer screen.

This isn't the first time this has happened, and it's quite embarassing for him and for me. But especially him. I usually just laugh at him behind is back for his poor masturbation ability.