Ever have a "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment???

[LethalRose]

Few days ago I was at subway, a chubby/tan somewhat cute girl is infront of me, I notice she forgets her keys on the counter so i yell at her. She comes back and says "cant get home without those!" after she takes a few steps towards the door i say "yea, you're definately not jogging home"
most of the people around me begin to laugh..

she is probably plotting my demise at this moment, along with the ninja monkeys.