Should I Join A Frat?

[Tron]

Who better to come to for semi-significant decisions than the inhabitants of OOT? Anyway, here at USC, the social scene is pretty much dominated by the frats. I'm tired of sitting around in the dorms on the weekends knowing that there are parties featuring lots of booze and lots of fine women just blocks away, but I can't get into them. But, on the other hand, if I were to join a frat, I would be... In a frat. And that's gay.