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Texas Yee Haw- Texas Talk
Many claim (and rightfully so) that people in Texas have a language and attitude all their own. below are some of the words and their Texan pronouciations followed by the words all you others use.(typed out for all "yawl" who are hooked on phonics.)
arncha - inquiry concerning the addressee's plans. (aren't you) brayke - to seperate into pieces by force/ adevice used to stop motion (1.break, 2. brake) captul - the seat of government (capitol, or capital) dja - an affirmative inquiry (did you) frunt - opposite of back (front) guf - a large body of water (gulf) ha - upper elevation / a state of inebriation (high) ignernt - without knowledge (ignorant) janes -apparel (jeans) kinduh - an approximation or nearly (kind of) lot - instrument or element which emits brightness (light) mawl - a center, normally covered, used for shopping (mall) nuthun - the opposite of something (nothing) opsit - completely different (opposite) playze - a polite request (please) rot -opposite of left/ correct (right) thuh - principle modifier of nouns, an article ustah - expression when in the past an act was or was not performed (used to) victray - a triumph (victory) wender - an opening in a wall to let in the breeze and light (window) sayuh -normally refering to a drastic reduction in price / that which captures the wind on a certain type of boat by the same name (sail) I hope that this helps close the language gap between our countries. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Texas Yee Haw- Texas Talk
Would a Texan wear his coboy hat while surfing off the shores of California on his vacation?
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Re: Texas Yee Haw- Texas Talk
Yes....a True Texan only takes his hat off for one thing.....no scratch that two things. I could tell you what they are, but then I'd have to take my bolo tie and choke one of your mangy animals. By the way, where is your chicken? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Re: Texas Yee Haw- Texas Talk
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By the way, where is your chicken? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] My chicken died but would you like to see my rooster? |
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Reminds me of a joke
A texan in a bar says to the young, hot-looking waitress, "Kin ah have a piece a aahs?"
The waitress replies, "That is the crudest, most direct proposition I've ever had. But, your kind of cute, and my break is coming up, so why not?" The texan and the waitress go to his room for a half hour of wild, monkey sex. After returning to the bar, the Texan says, "That was really naahs, now kin ah have an aahs cube for my drink?" |
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Re: Reminds me of a joke
I used that same line on a cocktail waitress at Breckenridge. Seemed to work there too. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Re: Reminds me of a joke
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half hour of wild, monkey sex [/ QUOTE ] monkey sex is the best, isn't it? |
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