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08-03-2005, 02:38 PM
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Porno pet peeves?
I'm sure this has been done before, but some really crappy porno I watched last night left me feeling irritated and discouraged.
Couple of mine from last night: - Multi-guy porn. Why? Seeing five dudes try to stuff their dicks in various holes in porno that is obviously aimed towards males is silly. Is there any hetero guy that wants to see that? 3 girls, one guy = good, 3 guys, one girl = stupid. - Stupid annoying cameramen. If you've seen bangbus or cumfiesta, you know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to jack off to this [censored], I don't need the cameraman to make stupid jokes during that time. It's like...hot sex. Yay, boner time! Stupid cameraman joke/commentary. Flaccid. I could turn down the volume, but the sounds the chicks make is hot to me. - Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo. - Guys choking or beating the [censored] out of a chick during sex. Again, different strokes for different folks, but I'm getting way too much porn with violent scary dudes in it. There's a few to start. 
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#2
08-03-2005, 02:40 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo. [/ QUOTE ] In general I agree with this one. If they wanna zoom for a second or two that's fine. But prolonged shots where that's all you see through the whole scene is just annoying, expecially if you get the idea that it would be a great scene otherwise.
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08-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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[ QUOTE ] - Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo. [/ QUOTE ] In general I agree with this one. If they wanna zoom for a second or two that's fine. But prolonged shots where that's all you see through the whole scene is just annoying, expecially if you get the idea that it would be a great scene otherwise. [/ QUOTE ]
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08-03-2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.
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08-03-2005, 02:43 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick. [/ QUOTE ] This is probably the second worst type of scene. 1st is when the guy is choking the girl, or gagging scenes where the girl needs a towel or bucket for all the [censored] she is gagging up.
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08-03-2005, 02:47 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick. [/ QUOTE ] Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it. To respond to the lesbian pron post, I have a hard time with lesbo stuff. Sure its hot in its own particular way, but there's something about a girl getting [censored] by a dude that is way hotter (to me)
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08-03-2005, 02:48 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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[ QUOTE ] in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick. [/ QUOTE ] Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it. [/ QUOTE ] women usually want to see the guy though.
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#8
08-03-2005, 02:52 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick. [/ QUOTE ] Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it. [/ QUOTE ] women usually want to see the guy though. [/ QUOTE ] Not really. Girls look better. Guys aren't usually that good looking. The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen
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08-03-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen [/ QUOTE ] What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?
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#10
08-03-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: Porno pet peeves?
All of these remind me of that blog someone posted awhile back that is about a porn video clerk. Pretty interesting including a movie called V8. Use your imagination.
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