I am retarded

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I hate flies

fly lands on me

I strike full speed at fly

I miss

I realize fly had landed on now smashed crotch

I puke as nuts climb into my stomach [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[kerssens]

One morning I wake up and my arm is completely numb. I raise my arm over my head but can't hold it up and my arm smacks me across the nose, nose bleeds.

[squeek12]

A friend I have constantly sits on his nuts. At least your mishap was a freak accident, his is a habit.

[spamuell]

I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

[bugstud]

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I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

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awesome

[Blarg]

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I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

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LOL, nice "accident."

[squeek12]

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I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

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LOL, nice "accident."

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This crossed my mind also.

[spamuell]

LOL, nice "accident."

I knew I was gonna get comments like this but if you met me you'd know, I really am just that retarded.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

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Sorry, I am running a little late. This damn wheel chair and all.

I will be there for my full, wet kiss on the lips shortly.

Steve

[spamuell]

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I think I win.

I'm playing neutral EV roulette with a plastic roulette wheel I have at home against a friend where 0 means spin again. I make a bet with him that if the ball lands on red he has to give another friend who is coming round a full, wet kiss on the lips and if it's black I do.

I say "ahahha sucker, we never agreed that I had to spin the wheel first," and try to put the ball down on red on the stationary wheel. I put it on black.

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Sorry, I am running a little late. This damn wheel chair and all.

I will be there for my full, wet kiss on the lips shortly.

Steve

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