Describe beer

[ClaytonN]

I have tried many alcohols, including wines, margeruitas, tropical drinks, and some vodkas

Never beer

How would you describe the taste of beer to me?

And no, this isn't hypothetical. I've just never had the incentive to drink beer.
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nasty foul tasting horse piss.

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pudrid, disgusting, horrid

[brassnuts]

Until you try beer, this is my last reply to you.

[wacki]

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Until you try a wide variety of beer, this is my last reply to you.

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[ClaytonN]

Okay, what should be the first beer for me to try?

I'm not interested in tasting any of the horse piss american beers, a la Coors and Miller, etc.

Maybe Guiness? Bass? I dunno.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Okay, what should be the first beer for me to try?

I'm not interested in tasting any of the horse piss american beers, a la Coors and Miller, etc.

Maybe Guiness? Bass? I dunno.

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You'll either love Guinness or you'll hate it. Give it a shot. Get some Boddington's Pub Ale, then try some Bass, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Pilsner Urquell, Red Stripe, whatever. Go to the liquor store and grab a few different kinds. Have fun.

[Tron]

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Okay, what should be the first beer for me to try?

I'm not interested in tasting any of the horse piss american beers, a la Coors and Miller, etc.

Maybe Guiness? Bass? I dunno.

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You'll either love Guinness or you'll hate it. Give it a shot. Get some Boddington's Pub Ale, then try some Bass, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Pilsner Urquell, Red Stripe, whatever. Have someone who is 21 go to the liquor store and grab a few different kinds. Have fun.

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[phage]

You really should try a variety. While I love Guinness I don't know if you should use that as your first foray into the world of beer tasting. Try different styles ale, lager, stouts etc. I would suggest you go to a pub that has a wide selection and ask the bartender. You will find that there are so many tastes and varieties that one is sure to be to your liking.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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You really should try a variety. While I love Guinness I don't know if you should use that as your first foray into the world of beer tasting. Try different styles ale, lager, stouts etc. I would suggest you go to a pub that has a wide selection and ask the bartender. You will find that there are so many tastes and varieties that one is sure to be to your liking.

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This reminds me. First, Clayton isn't 21 yet, so he can't go to the bar. More to the point, as a general rule:

draft beer &gt; bottled beer &gt; canned beer