Women shouldn't be allowed to play golf.

[BeerMoney]

Ever get stuck behind a foursome of shitty women golfers? All they want to do is talk. The worst is when you're paired up with them. Brutal.

[HDPM]

It is about the same as being behind slow male golfers. There is only one exception that seems to apply a bit more to bad female players, although men are guilty of this one too. What I hate is a person who just cant advance the ball at all struggling over club selection. I played behind a slow mixed foursome one time, and this one woman constantly agonized over pulling a club and her husband would advise her. She hit her driver about 75 yards at most. Her 5 wood went about 75 yards. Her 9 iron went about 67 yards. It would just depend on how thin she hit it compared to the ground conditions immediately in front of her. Instead of hitting a half dozen 5 woods and a wedge to a par 4, then 4 putting, she would hit driver, 5 wood 5 wood 5 wood 6 iron 9 iron wedge 4 putts while studying yardage on each shot and going back to the cart for a different club. I kept wondering how she could possibly care whether she hit a 6 or 7 iron or whatever.

I thought seriously about suicide that day. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[southerndog]

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It is about the same as being behind slow male golfers. There is only one exception that seems to apply a bit more to bad female players, although men are guilty of this one too. What I hate is a person who just cant advance the ball at all struggling over club selection. I played behind a slow mixed foursome one time, and this one woman constantly agonized over pulling a club and her husband would advise her. She hit her driver about 75 yards at most. Her 5 wood went about 75 yards. Her 9 iron went about 67 yards. It would just depend on how thin she hit it compared to the ground conditions immediately in front of her. Instead of hitting a half dozen 5 woods and a wedge to a par 4, then 4 putting, she would hit driver, 5 wood 5 wood 5 wood 6 iron 9 iron wedge 4 putts while studying yardage on each shot and going back to the cart for a different club. I kept wondering how she could possibly care whether she hit a 6 or 7 iron or whatever.

I thought seriously about suicide that day. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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I agree. Some men will line up their putts and you would swear it was sunday at the Master's.

My girlfriend plays, unfortunately, and the driver, 7 iron and 3 iron all go the same distance. Some wierd phenomenon.

[gonores]

No...women should be FORCED to golf from a young age. Of course, their access to the course as kids should be limited to off-peak, late-afternoon-type hours until they can break 100. Admit it...all LPGA/lesbian jokes aside, I don't think there is anything sexier than fit, young woman with a long, flowing, fluid swing, although the allure might wear off if golf became the new big thing for women.

[M2d]

I'd rather play behind a short hitting woman who shoots 115 than a macho power hitter who shoots 115 any day. probably 1/2 hour to an hour shorter with the woman.

[southerndog]

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No...women should be FORCED to golf from a young age. Of course, their access to the course as kids should be limited to off-peak, late-afternoon-type hours until they can break 100. Admit it...all LPGA/lesbian jokes aside, I don't think there is anything sexier than fit, young woman with a long, flowing, fluid swing, although the allure might wear off if golf became the new big thing for women.

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Tennis my friend, tennis. Or figure-skating.

[cardcounter0]

The whole downfall of civilization can be traced back to the time we allowed women to own shoes.

[southerndog]

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The whole downfall of civilization can be traced back to the time we allowed women to own shoes.

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And then those became golf shoes.

[namknils]

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No...women should be FORCED to golf from a young age. Of course, their access to the course as kids should be limited to off-peak, late-afternoon-type hours until they can break 100. Admit it...all LPGA/lesbian jokes aside, I don't think there is anything sexier than fit, young woman with a long, flowing, fluid swing, although the allure might wear off if golf became the new big thing for women.

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Tennis my friend, tennis. Or figure-skating.

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Definately tennis, mmm...

[ThaSaltCracka]

thats some funny [censored] HDPM.

But all jokes aside, I don't think there is anyone worse to play behind than me!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]