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View Poll Results: Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insigh
1. The whole thing all at once. 3 10.34%
2. One bite at a time 8 27.59%
3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards. 3 10.34%
4. In little feverous nibbles. 0 0%
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...). 7 24.14%
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie. 2 6.90%
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie. 0 0%
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. 1 3.45%
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. 1 3.45%
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos. 4 13.79%
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Old 11-14-2003, 07:15 AM
Mike Haven Mike Haven is offline
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Default How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)







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Old 11-14-2003, 07:17 AM
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Default Answers.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to
be with, exciting and carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one
should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them,
you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry,
you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing
you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating
to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going
to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done
quickly. You always have a million things to do and never
enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides
run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Everyone likes you because you are always upbeat. You
like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize
bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial
about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity
towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though
not always able to put them back together, so you destroy
all the evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive
liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You
take what you want and throw the rest away. You are
greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You
should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't
care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional
medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, like to wear nice
things and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular
and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

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Old 11-14-2003, 07:56 AM
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Default Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)

Darn, it must be the Anglo sense of humor, but while that is hilariously funny, it is also quite pessimistic.

Is it a Yank/Anglo/Irish whatever win/win versus lose/lose situations?
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Old 11-14-2003, 08:48 AM
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Default Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)

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Darn, it must be the Anglo sense of humor, but while that is hilariously funny, it is also quite pessimistic.

Is it a Yank/Anglo/Irish whatever win/win versus lose/lose situations?

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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Cyndie.

Anyway I like to eat them wearing a thong.
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:02 AM
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Default Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)

Say nowt, ramjam - I think she's been dunking in 100% proof again.

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Old 11-14-2003, 09:11 AM
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Default Really, no clue? wow! I see no posirive outcome for eating Oreos!

No matter what your style, you are branded with a negative connotation...what is the "right" or winning answer? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Pollyanna, reporting for duty, but come to think of it Hailey, or Haley Mills was a bit of British, so I take it all back!
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:25 AM
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Default Re: Really, no clue? wow! I see no posirive outcome for eating Oreos!

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... posirive ...

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Yep, Mike. She's clearly sozzled. Perhaps this is my chance to take up 10/20 7-card stud.
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:32 AM
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Default Hic! Stop on over, the stud game is going strong!

bnirg ltos of cihps, too! RE hic!
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Old 11-14-2003, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)

Mike,

What about...

11. The entire bag at once.

(I have a weakness)

jHE
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:02 AM
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Default Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)

I guess I would have to choose 6 if forced, but what I really do is take two cookies, take off one of the ends of each and mush them together to make my own double stuff. Now that they've come out with double stuff, I make quadruple stuff. I'm dreaming of the day they come out with quadruple stuff so I can make octuple stuff.

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