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View Poll Results: Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insigh | |||
1. The whole thing all at once. | 3 | 10.34% | |
2. One bite at a time | 8 | 27.59% | |
3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards. | 3 | 10.34% | |
4. In little feverous nibbles. | 0 | 0% | |
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...). | 7 | 24.14% | |
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie. | 2 | 6.90% | |
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie. | 0 | 0% | |
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. | 1 | 3.45% | |
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. | 1 | 3.45% | |
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos. | 4 | 13.79% | |
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How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
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Answers.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. 3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit. 4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good. 5. Dunked. Everyone likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction. 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours. 8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain. 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately. 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, like to wear nice things and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you. |
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Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
Darn, it must be the Anglo sense of humor, but while that is hilariously funny, it is also quite pessimistic.
Is it a Yank/Anglo/Irish whatever win/win versus lose/lose situations? |
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Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
</font><blockquote><font class="small">En réponse à:</font><hr />
Darn, it must be the Anglo sense of humor, but while that is hilariously funny, it is also quite pessimistic. Is it a Yank/Anglo/Irish whatever win/win versus lose/lose situations? [/ QUOTE ] I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Cyndie. Anyway I like to eat them wearing a thong. |
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Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
Say nowt, ramjam - I think she's been dunking in 100% proof again.
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Really, no clue? wow! I see no posirive outcome for eating Oreos!
No matter what your style, you are branded with a negative connotation...what is the "right" or winning answer? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Pollyanna, reporting for duty, but come to think of it Hailey, or Haley Mills was a bit of British, so I take it all back! |
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Re: Really, no clue? wow! I see no posirive outcome for eating Oreos!
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... posirive ... [/ QUOTE ] Yep, Mike. She's clearly sozzled. Perhaps this is my chance to take up 10/20 7-card stud. |
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Hic! Stop on over, the stud game is going strong!
bnirg ltos of cihps, too! RE hic!
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Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
Mike,
What about... 11. The entire bag at once. (I have a weakness) jHE |
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Re: How do you eat Oreo cookies? (May be O/T for some, but I\'m not sure.)
I guess I would have to choose 6 if forced, but what I really do is take two cookies, take off one of the ends of each and mush them together to make my own double stuff. Now that they've come out with double stuff, I make quadruple stuff. I'm dreaming of the day they come out with quadruple stuff so I can make octuple stuff.
-- Homer |
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