Jay Lovinger, LMFAO

[tipperdog]

"Jackpot" Jay has taken quite a beating on this forum. However, his most recent column http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...0607&num=0

contains a darn fine poker pun.

Jay played a 1-table satellite at the Rio and pushed in a fairly obvious coin flip situation midway through the event, busting out. Ashley Adams (Jay's pal and advisor, apparently) criticized him for not being more patient and asked for an explanation. Jay explained that he needed to go to the bathroom *really bad* and would likely miss a few hands. Unless he picked up more chips, he risked being anteed out during his absence.

Jay explained that in this unique situation, he was "potty committed."

Lesson #1: Empty your bladder before a satellite.
Lesson #2: If you can't follow lesson #1, at least maintain a good sense of humor about it.