favorite Napolean Dynamite quotes

Tuco · #1 01-01-2005, 02:44 AM

1. Napolean: "That one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch"

Judge: "Correct"

Napolean: "Yessss"

2. Grandma: "We're running a little low on steak"

So many to choose from...

Tuco.

rusty JEDI · #2 01-01-2005, 05:06 AM

I also liked this movie, but many here did not. There was a thread the other day from all those with no sense of humour.

rJ

dr. klopek · #3 01-01-2005, 05:36 AM

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I also liked this movie, but many here did not. There was a thread the other day from all those with no sense of humour.

rJ

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^not a quote from the movie^

_2000Flushes · #4 01-01-2005, 05:45 AM

Tina, come get some ham.

-2kF

brassnuts · #5 01-01-2005, 05:50 AM

As I also quoted in the prior thread, "How much you wanna bet I can throw this football over those moutains?"

Schaefer · #6 01-01-2005, 06:28 AM

Napoleon: "I already made infinity of those at summer camp"

LondonBroil · #7 01-01-2005, 01:28 PM

Hey Napoleon, tell us again what you did last summer?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I SPENT IT WITH MY UNCLE HUNTING WOLVERINES!

Did you kill many?
Yeah, like fifty, THEY WERE HUNTING MY COUSINS - WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT!?

What'dya you use?
A FRICKIN TWELVE GAUGE - WHAT'DYA THINK!

soccerboy9 · #8 01-01-2005, 01:52 PM

"your mom goes to college"

Clarkmeister · #9 01-01-2005, 02:12 PM

Classic example of "looks good on paper, but not in practice" quotes. They sound hysterical here, but in the actual movie, it was 90 minutes of pain - assuming one made it that long.

daryn · #10 01-01-2005, 02:46 PM

i don't even think they sound hysterical on here.