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"And that's one hooker's body that will never be found!"
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"and that was the second time i got crabs"
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From my co-worker earlier today, speaking to her husband on the phone:
"Remember when I was on those birth control pills...that whole incident with the dog?" |
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"And then the rabbi said 'That's not a horse, that's my wife!'"
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...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you.
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"I swear, the next guy who so much as says hi to me..."
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...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure you didn't walk in on thw worst part. |
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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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"He was down on him, there is no mistake about it"
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"YOU STOLE MY [censored] CLOUDSONG"
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