A Poker Poem....

[KungFuSandwich]

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I take my seat and touch the felt,
Shuffle up and the cards are dealt.

One Ace Two Ace lookin good,
Gotta act so I pull up the hood.

Fold Raise Call Call Call,
Time to make them all fall.

I push in all my chips,
Ready to start doing flips.

Only one brave enough,
Bring it on you dirty muff.

The flop comes out so does a shout,
I feel like I'm gonna pout.

Drawing a straight he needs a five,
Turn is out and I'm still alive.

One card left for us to see,
What on Earth could it be?

The River flows like the almighty,
WHO THE HELL CALLS AN ALL IN WITH A DAMN 6-8 SUITED, YOU PIECE OF CRAP, GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE!!!!!


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Id rather tounge kiss tubgirl than have to read this again.

[Eurotrash]

I didn't check the link, but is the author of this tour de force none other than JMaltz?

[tbach24]

AHHHHHH MY EYEEEES

[KungFuSandwich]

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I didn't check the link, but is the author of this tour de force none other than JMaltz?

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Actually its one of his homies named Frambrush.

Heres an exerpt from his profile

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I'm not a ring player but you can always find me at Stars playing Sit n Gos. I can be a dominating player at the $6+$0.50 level but have since branched out doing well at $10+$1 & 6-handed $12+$1. Poker is an ongoing learning experience for me but what I do know is what you're thinking and that is probably my best asset.

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[Jakesta]

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I can be a dominating player at the $6+$0.50 level

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I don't play high limits either, but this made me laugh for like 30 seconds.

[Eurotrash]

haha, this is funny shite.