Things I Learned in Vegas This Weekend : Brief Trip Report

[GuyOnTilt]

1. 'Stros freaking rule.
2. I own the Mirage 20/40.
3. Clark is a pussy.

GoT

[Clarkmeister]

Things I learned during GoT's trip:

1. He's the only Asian I've ever seen with a perm.
2. He has certain whiny tendancies.
3. He won't play in the 40 with me even when I am completely and totally loaded because "50BBs isn't enough to play in the game if I plan on staying in town for another 24 hours".

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[The Dude]

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1. He's the only Asian I've ever seen with a perm

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Oh no, my friend. I can testify that it is in fact 100% natural. You should see him in the mornings before he waters it down. An Asian with an afro is unbelievably funny looking.

[GuyOnTilt]

1. He's the only Asian I've ever seen with a perm.
2. He has certain whiny tendancies.
3. He won't play in the 40 with me even when I am completely and totally loaded because "50BBs isn't enough to play in the game if I plan on staying in town for another 24 hours".

1. I have NATURALLY curly hair.
2. Whatev.
3. You have absolutely no ground whatsoever to call me a pussy ever again. You are the pussy of all pussies.

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GoT

[The Dude]

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3. You have absolutely no ground whatsoever to call me a pussy ever again. You are the pussy of all pussies.

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Clark's single display of pussiness does nothing to negate your history.

[daryn]

explanation pls

[GuyOnTilt]

explanation pls

The night before Game 3, Clark gave me neverending shit about not playing in the 40 game. I didn't bring that much cash to Vegas and since I was gonna be in town another two days I didn't want to risk dropping a couple racks and leaving myself short for the rest of the trip. On and on he goes about how I'm a pussy, yada yada yada.

Cut to Saturday afternoon. Sitting in a sports bar as the pregame telecast is on, Clark throws a twenty on the table and says, "Alright, let's see it." I throw my twenty in and we have ourselves a wager. A few minutes later, Clark looks at me and says, "So you wanna up the bet?" I reply, "Sure." Him, "How much?" Me, "A hundred straight." He looks at me and leans back in his chair, diverting his gaze to the big screen in shame as he says, "No."

WHAT THE FUCK??!!

Absolutely ridiculously unbelievably pussy.

GoT

[The Dude]

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He looks at me and leans back in his chair, diverting his gaze to the big screen in shame as he says, "No."

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Shameful, Clark. Shameful.

[Michael Davis]

Clark,

It takes a real man to give up a bluff when you are raised and can't take the heat. Hanging your head in shame was an act of humility. While your act shows a serious lack of testosterone, you are obviously wise.

-Michael

[Ulysses]

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Cut to Saturday afternoon. Sitting in a sports bar as the pregame telecast is on, Clark throws a twenty on the table and says, "Alright, let's see it." I throw my twenty in and we have ourselves a wager. A few minutes later, Clark looks at me and says, "So you wanna up the bet?" I reply, "Sure." Him, "How much?" Me, "A hundred straight." He looks at me and leans back in his chair, diverting his gaze to the big screen in shame as he says, "No."


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GoT, come on. His Cards just lost two in a row. No need to lie about this to make him feel worse. I mean, Clark is a friend of mine, and I know there is absolutely no way that would happen. Clark is not the kind of guy to sacrifice his dignity for $80, no matter how scared he is that his team is going to lose. I mean, there is absolutely, positively no way my good friend Clarky would act in this kind of gutless, spineless manner. No way.

Clark, please post the truth about this. I know you didn't offer to up the bet then turn down when GoT offered a measly $100 wager. No way you did that. Please set the record straight so everyone knows you are not a completely gutless weenie.