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05-14-2003, 01:58 PM
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Poker humor
Okay, so some of you have probably heard this one before, but here goes:
Q: "What do you call a 65 year old guy at the Omaha table?" A: "Junior" 
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05-14-2003, 09:16 PM
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Another oldie but goodie
A farmer is walking in his cornfield in Iowa one spring day when he hears a voice...
"Take all your money and go to Vegas" Being a sane person, he ignores the voice. The next day he he hears the voice again....and the next day... and the next day....and on and on till he can't stand it anymore and he takes all of his money, a little over $10,000 and gets on a plane to Vegas. When he lands in Vegas the voice says... "Binions... Go to Binions" When the cabbie drops him off at Binions the voice says... "Take your last $10,000 and enter the World Series of Poker" So the farmer takes all his money and buys into the main event. The tournament starts and as he receives his second card face down the voice says.... "Gooo All In" The farmer looks at his cards and finds two black Aces. And he shoves all his chips into the middle. Where amazingly three players call him. "Yesss... Yesss.... Yesss...." The voice says. The flop comes: J [img]/forums/images/icons/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/forums/images/icons/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/forums/images/icons/heart.gif[/img] The voice says.... "Fuuuuckkkk" [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Pack
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