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Old 09-23-2005, 02:37 AM
ChipWrecked ChipWrecked is offline
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Default Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

Wife came back from Costco this evening after picking up photos from tot's birthday today. I'm on the floor playing with said tot. Wife makes a big production about how 'she has a point to make'.

She had found a roll of film we thought had gone missing the last time we were at her dad's in L.A. She found the roll in the front pocket of my suitcase, where I was sure I'd looked.

I remember putting the roll in a black purse that I thought was hers at the time. I have no idea how it got into that suitcase pocket.

Somehow or another, her 'point' was that I don't listen to her.

So now she's happy to have these pictures, and I'm sitting at work fuming because what the [censored]? How the [censored] does a missing roll of film turning up equate to 'I don't listen to her'?

That's how they beat you down, young men. A male will shoot you in the chest, or punch you upside the head.

A female will just slowly bleed you with a thousand tiny cuts.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:38 AM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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Default Re: Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

EVERYTHING translates into you not listening to her. Just tune it out.
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:39 AM
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Default Re: Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

Can you see what you did wrong here?

You listened!
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:40 AM
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Default Re: Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

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Wife came back from Costco this evening after picking up photos from tot's birthday today. I'm on the floor playing with said tot. Wife makes a big production about how 'she has a point to make'.

She had found a roll of film we thought had gone missing the last time we were at her dad's in L.A. She found the roll in the front pocket of my suitcase, where I was sure I'd looked.

I remember putting the roll in a black purse that I thought was hers at the time. I have no idea how it got into that suitcase pocket.

Somehow or another, her 'point' was that I don't listen to her.

So now she's happy to have these pictures, and I'm sitting at work fuming because what the [censored]? How the [censored] does a missing roll of film turning up equate to 'I don't listen to her'?

That's how they beat you down, young men. A male will shoot you in the chest, or punch you upside the head.

A female will just slowly bleed you with a thousand tiny cuts.

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I heard a news story I think about some scientist saying men don't listen to women because they find their voices annoying.

I'm sold. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:41 AM
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Default Re: Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

I read the title as "Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cunts "

great stuff
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:41 AM
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A female will just slowly bleed you with a thousand tiny cuts.



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very true.


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I'm on the floor playing with said tot

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this whole "said" thing is becoming very annoying. [/constructive criticism]
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:44 AM
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A female will just slowly bleed you with a thousand tiny cuts.



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very true.


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I'm on the floor playing with said tot

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this whole "said" thing is becoming very annoying. [/constructive criticism]

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Ha. Point taken. My first reaction was that I've had enough criticism for one day.

Then, rational mind LOL'd and asked what I posted in OOT for if I've had enough criticism. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:44 AM
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Totally agree. The "said" such and such, "said this and that, blah blah blah "said" blah blah blah

INFURIATING
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:46 AM
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Totally agree. The "said" such and such, "said this and that, blah blah blah "said" blah blah blah

INFURIATING

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Yeah, that's interesting, because it's not my style anyway; and I must have picked it up here. Fodder for Psych forum maybe.
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Old 09-23-2005, 08:55 AM
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Default Re: Mars, Venus, and a Thousand Tiny Cuts

Yup, I've been getting beef from the wife lately too about "not listening", or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention.

I mean, [censored], the game was on, you know. After a while it gets tiring hearing the same old [censored] day in and day out:

"Why don't you get a job" "You need to shower", "Have you moved from this couch since tuesday?"

GAH, LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN!

Anyway, the point is, even if you aren't interested, show a little interest. Or something like that. I put Michael Jackson's "Beat it" on in the record player in my mind and just bob my head in what I hope are appropriate spots.
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