Fun Paradise Action (NC)

McGahee · #1 07-09-2005, 03:14 AM

Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (8.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Ah Ts (one pair, tens).
Hero has 7d Qd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.25 BB. 

BB: "Q 7? ur f***in retarded"
Hero: "it was sooted"
BB: “wow 3% better”
CO: "lol"
BB: "idiot"
BB: "can u believe these rookies?"
Hero: "take me to school vet"
SB: "look man, there's nothing more unprofessional than trying to drive away bad players"
BB: "lol"

Exit BB and everyone else…

SB: “I knew what was going on”
SB: “I guess he couldn’t handle getting outclassed”
Hero: “you played it well”
SB: “LOL”
Hero: “what’s your screen name?”

Enter random 3rd player…

SB: “you mean here?”
Hero: “no”
SB: “I don’t know what you mean then”
Hero shuts up…

How’d I do?

Rev. Good Will · #2 07-09-2005, 07:03 AM

clearly the correct line was:

"GAMBOOOOOOOL!" (to "Q 7? you F'n retard!)

and then:

"LOLERSKATES!" (to everything else after that)

@bsolute_luck · #3 07-09-2005, 09:50 AM

"i kept clicking fold, but it kept raising. i think it's broken" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Aaron W. · #4 07-09-2005, 12:03 PM

Weird... here's a Q7s hand from last night. I also got a comment about my PFR, but it was less confrontational.

Paradise Poker 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

River: (5.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

Final Pot: 9.25 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Ad Kh (two pair, kings and sevens).
Hero has Qc 7c (full house, sevens full of queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.25 BB. 

SB: i dont get pre flop raise
Me: Wrong button
SB: lol

Bradyams · #5 07-09-2005, 12:58 PM

You guys are better disciplined than I am when it comes to dealing with table coaches. I usually say something like, "How ironic that Mr. 60/2/1 is telling me how to play poker". Then I realize what I said was stupid and I start typing stuff about tacos to confuse them.

imported_CaseClosed326 · #6 07-09-2005, 01:47 PM

or r0flk0pter

Rev. Good Will · #7 07-09-2005, 02:03 PM

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or r0flk0pter

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LOL, always a classic

Duerig · #8 07-09-2005, 04:06 PM

POKAR IS EASY