How man 80 year old ladies....

KungFuSandwich · #1 02-22-2005, 07:49 PM

This question came up when pondering gonores's classic thread. Same rules apply, heres a refresher:
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The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

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Also
-the ladies will not be allowed to use any walkers, canes etc. that could be used as weapons.
-both you and the ladies would be completely nude except for the standard issue cup.

Consider this the "Omaha" of mass combat.

kyro · #2 02-22-2005, 10:48 PM

eff that. if they're nude i'm not taking on any.

Evan · #3 02-22-2005, 10:59 PM

Why do we have to be naked?

IndieMatty · #4 02-22-2005, 11:04 PM

This post is the equivalent of Ghostbusters 2.

radek2166 · #5 02-22-2005, 11:07 PM

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This post is the equivalent of Ghostbusters 2.

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Aint that the truth!!!

stabn · #6 02-22-2005, 11:09 PM

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Why do we have to be naked?

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You pick your number and give it a shot. If you lose they get to have their way with you [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

Alobar · #7 02-22-2005, 11:19 PM

more than I could 5 year olds

willie · #8 02-22-2005, 11:45 PM

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more than I could 5 year olds

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bingo

slickpoppa · #9 02-22-2005, 11:47 PM

good thing i would have a cup, because otherwise the erection would really get in my way

stanky · #10 02-22-2005, 11:51 PM

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good thing i would have a cup, because otherwise the erection would really get in my way

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good one [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

-Pete