Meatless Burgers

[Rushmore]

This will be my last food-related post for awhile, I promise.

For years, I swore by Gardenburger. They have plenty of flavor, a decent texture, and a nice variety available.

Now, I am all about Boca Burger's "Flame-grilled" meatless burger, with cheese and a thick slice of red onion. Yum.

This thing tastes just like a hamburger, I swear.

Just for the record, I eat a LOT of meat, seriously. But being a self-indulgent douchebag, I find that if I don't do something to counteract or mitigate some of the effects of this personality malady, I will then be so bulbous and bloated as to not be able to pursue any of my other indulgences.

Therefore...BOCA BURGER FLAME-GRILLED.

Oh, yeah, and another thing: Don't bother trying to find a hot dog substitute. There's no such thing.

[jakethebake]

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This thing tastes just like a hamburger, I swear.

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Swear all you want. It's still just so wrong.

[swede123]

I know the secret...you eat real hamburgers and get off your ass for a workout a few times a week. Problem solved.

Swede

[beerbandit]

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Meatless Burgers

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isnt that an oxymoron and also a crime punishable by death

if i ever got a burger without meat, id say hey you forgot the meat

[jakethebake]

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if i ever got a burger without meat, id say hey you forgot the meat

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LOL.

[AngryCola]

I used to try to eat Boca Burgers.

They are one of the nastiest food items that I have ever consumed. Just thinking about the taste makes me want to puke.

I'm not against the idea of Boca Burgers, but they seriously need to work on the taste.

[Rushmore]

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Swear all you want. It's still just so wrong.

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I am inclined to agree with you.

I am also inclined to believe that my 6'1" frame shouldn't carry 240 pounds, which is what it would be doing if I didn't eat something other than what I want to eat.

So I delude myself into believing that this is ok, and I stay at 195.

[Rushmore]

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I know the secret...you eat real hamburgers and get off your ass for a workout a few times a week. Problem solved.

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I work out four times a week. If I didn't, I'd be like that marshmallow monster thing from that movie about the ghosts that had those people in it from back whenever that was.

[Rushmore]

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I used to try to eat Boca Burgers.

They are one of the nastiest food items that I have ever consumed. Just thinking about the taste makes me want to puke.

I'm not against the idea of Boca Burgers, but they seriously need to work on the taste.

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I think they're great.

I guess we're still in the honeymoon phase.

[Reef]

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I know the secret...you eat real hamburgers and get off your ass for a workout a few times a week. Problem solved.

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I work out four times a week. If I didn't, I'd be like that marshmallow monster thing from that movie about the ghosts that had those people in it from back whenever that was.

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I freaking lose weight when I don't work out