Bathroom Issues???

OK I am really, really sensitive about this topic, but I am in a really really craaazzzzzy mood tonight, so I'm gonna let it all hang out as the song says. OK.

I'm really greasing this game on paradise, short=handed 5/10 up about $400 in an hour, playing amazing poker. And then suddenly I get the urge... (DISCLAIMER!!! Eat bran muffins and drink coffe at your own risk!) needless to say, I take a prolonged break and am booted from the table, I get back feeling so utterly refreshed and about 19 ppounds lighter... Well, I get back into my game and the cards go cold for me and I give back 50% of my profits.

I am totally bummed, I can only surmise from this experience that Paradise made me have to go when I did and that they should be liable for my missing profits.


Card'O

Perhaps you should have shoved the horseshoe back in instead of flushing it? You can even try a lighter horseshoe next time(19 pounds may be a bit overdoing it) so that you can get back to the table quicker.


LLAMA

Get a laptop and set up wireless networking. Then you can keep on playing while in the bathroom.