Another Entertaining Saturday Morning in Miami...

[jakethebake]

So I'm watching TV this morning and I hear a definite ruckus outside. I look out there and my neighbors, one is an older white guy maybe about 65 and the other is a middle-aged Latin guy. They're standing in their driveways screaming at each other. As near as I can tell, it has something to do with the white guy's newspaper, the latin guy's dog and someone's sprinklers.

So I keep watching and pretty soon one throws a punch and these two guys are rolling around in the wet grass together in their robes and slippers. One of them has nothing on underneath his, which was not a pretty sight.

They're just going at it when both wives come running out. Instead of being calm and rational, they start alternating between urging their respective husbands on and screaming at each other.

Well finally they end in a clinch where no one can really do anything but neither one wants to give up so they just lie there in the grass huffing and puffing.

Finally the wives come to their senses, realizing the neighbors are watching and pull them apart and they go back in their houses.

I considered calling the cops. Maybe I should have, but this was just too entertaining.

The funniest thing about this is that houses in my neighborhood start around $500k and probably average >$750k, yet I feel like I'm living in some trailerpark.

[NorCalJosh]

move to the bay area and houses that price WOULD be in a trailer park =)

[Brainwalter]

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move to the bay area and houses that price WOULD be in a trailer park =)

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Wow cool!

[Los Feliz Slim]

This thread is worthless without video of your neighbors fighting and you coming out to spray them both with a hose.

[jakethebake]

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This thread is worthless without video of your neighbors fighting and you coming out to spray them both with a hose.

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I considered the hose thing. The camera isn't charged unfortunately.

[touchfaith]

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move to the bay area and houses that price WOULD be in a trailer park =)

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Hi, have we met?

The Californians Association Of Me requests that you do not encourage people (especially this asswipe) to move to California.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

[imported_anacardo]

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move to the bay area and houses that price WOULD be in a trailer park =)

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Hi, have we met?

The Californians Association Of Me requests that you do not encourage people (especially this asswipe) to move to California.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

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The crusade continues.

You lost this battle 75 years ago. Time to roll up the flags and stack the pikes.