The wind of change

[Ren McCormack]

Spring is in the air and this dancing machine has found a new partner to copulate. I have only been with her for 2 weeks but we had sex 5 times already [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]. I turn to the OOTards for advice in this hour of need.

Is it okay if i fart in front of her or should i wait a few more weeks? Also, where should i lay the first fart? In the bedroom while we are having sex or would the dinner tabel be more appropriate?

[bd8802]

while she is going down on you

[SpearsBritney]

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while she is rimming you

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fyp

[bd8802]

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while she is rimming you

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fyp

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thanks!

[InchoateHand]

1) Do the sell men's clothes where you got that shirt?

2) It's ootiots. This was decided by poll and so it shall be untill we change it by poll.

3) Do we really need yet another poorly executed gimmick account. I vote no.

[manpower]

1. Begin holding in your noxious gases early in the evening
2. Wait until you are both snuggling intimately under the covers
3. Let rip an impressive and heinous fart
4. Pull the covers over her head
5. Resist any urge to show mercy

This is known as the "Dutch Oven" and should be executed at the soonest possible juncture.

[PoBoy321]

Wait until you're in bed with her. Then when you're both laying down, ready to go to sleep, fart and blame it on her.