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07-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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Swindled By an Old Lady
So I recently moved from SoCal to western Washington. I'm staying in the small town of Eatonville right now, population 2,000. There is a small Department of Licensing in town.
I pull in about 3 minutes before they close at 5pm. I walk up to the counter, show the lady (late 70s, maybe 5 feet tall) my vehicle registration, and tell her I need to get WA plates for my car. She informs me that I need a copy of the title, so I grab my papers and say "They're in my car, I'll be right back." I pull the whole envelope of papers from my driver's side door just in case I need something else, and walk back to the office. As I approach, I notice the 'closed' sign is up and through the glass I can see the lady back behind the desk. Mind you, I've been gone for 30 seconds, and this lady can't be able to move very fast. I'm sure she was walking to the door literally as I was leaving the building. No "we're closed, you'll have to come back tomorrow," no "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that now," she just locks the door behind me! I couldn't believe it. 
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07-04-2005, 03:05 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
Piss on the door handle after she leaves.
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#3
07-04-2005, 03:06 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
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Piss on the door handle after she leaves. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, this is wise.
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07-04-2005, 03:09 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady.
Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar? Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't. Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Sure. Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me! Ponks
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#7
07-04-2005, 03:13 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
beat me to it, nh
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07-04-2005, 05:45 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
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Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar? Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't. Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Sure. Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me! Ponks [/ QUOTE ] dude, [censored] you. as soon as I saw the title to this thread I was hoping this post hadn't been made yet. very nice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#9
07-04-2005, 05:54 PM
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Re: Swindled By an Old Lady
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[ QUOTE ] Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar? Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't. Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Sure. Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me! Ponks [/ QUOTE ] dude, [censored] you. as soon as I saw the title to this thread I was hoping this post hadn't been made yet. very nice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Yah me too, haha thanks. I love that movie. Ponks
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