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02-03-2005, 04:22 PM
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Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
For the past half-dozen years I have been working on condensing my several thousand page manifesto on human nature and the human condition into a tightly reasoned five-hundred page essay. Then in a moment of clarity I realized the foolhardiness of my venture and was able to sum up all of my beliefs into one simple, universal statement, which I will call Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People.
Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People: "People suck. They just do." That is all. Feel free to comment. Or don't. I don't really give a damn. All the best. Colgin 
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02-03-2005, 04:25 PM
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
You suck.
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02-03-2005, 04:34 PM
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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Bad day at the office, brah? [/ QUOTE ] Ah, I knew someone would say this. Not particularly. I think I am just having a moment of clarity from the absence of all of my self-prescribed meds for the past week.
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02-03-2005, 04:39 PM
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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For the past half-dozen years I have been working on condensing my several thousand page manifesto on human nature and the human condition into a tightly reasoned five-hundred page essay. Then in a moment of clarity I realized the foolhardiness of my venture and was able to sum up all of my beliefs into one simple, universal statement, which I will call Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People. Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People: "People suck. They just do." That is all. Feel free to comment. Or don't. I don't really give a damn. All the best. Colgin [/ QUOTE ] Don't forget Shajen's corollary: If people can [censored] you over, they will. I find by abiding by these simple principles I've managed to live my life relatively serenely. nice post.
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