Suppose you made a clone of yourself...

[Matty]

Suppose someone paid you a million dollars to make a clone of yourself, but the clone came out without hands. Nevertheless you two are world-famous and make millions flying around the world for speeches, shows, whatever.

Then, one day your plane crashes and just the two of you are left alone on a deserted island for a year. There's plenty of food and water. You don't know if you'll ever be rescued or not.

At any point during the year could you be convinced to jack off your clone without being paid to do so?

[Duffman]

Only if he blows me.

[[censored]]

Man hands have never touched another man's penis. I don't see any reason to start ever.

[Claunchy]

Does he just have no hands, but normally-sized arms? Cause if so, he could just like put a nub on each side and masturbate himself that way.

If that's not the case, then no way. My clone's screwed.

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
Does he just have no hands, but normally-sized arms? Cause if so, he could just like put a nub on each side and masturbate himself that way.

If that's not the case, then no way. My clone's screwed.

[/ QUOTE ]Cut off at the elbows.

Cue 50 ootiots seeing if they can touch themselves with their elbows...

[daryn]

stupid question. hands aren't necessary to get off. just build a sand dune with a hole in it

Is this a gay thread?

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[man]

this is now my away message.

and no, that's gross.

[TheBlueMonster]

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Only if he blows me.

[/ QUOTE ]
uh....

[jakethebake]

This is the worst poll ever. Thank goodness you spend all your time in politics.