Sometimes its so hard to not laugh at these people.

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Well as some of you know I work at a bank and people (idiots) are constantly coming in or calling wanting to know what happened to thier account because its over drawn. So of course I go and look up the account and see what happened and the things people spend the money on to get over drawn are the best. Normally its a trip to the liqour store or a smoke depo or something like that but then there are ones where they bought GGW or got money from the ATM at a titty bar or even a porno store. So I will then ask them what is this charge to _________. Like I dont know what it is and the reaction you get is great. Normally something like oh man that was a rough night or ohhhhh I forgot about that one. So then I ask do you have a check register? The reply is always no so I offer them one in hopes they can keep up with the account better. Then they ask if I will refund fees for them and I generally will if its an honest mistake but then I look at the history on the account and for the past year the account has been neg. for over 200+ days in the last year. So I then point that out and tell them no. Then when they leave I just laugh. Its great.

EDIT: Also, sometimes after I tell them no about the refund they will ask for a loan? LOL