hey Vince.


I'm glad you like your hat but you make me very sad. First-you lose the first hat. That's ok, I'm over it. (not really but I'll pretend, perhaps I've guilt tripped you enough this month) So the first hat is lost, I can deal with that. You got a new favorite hat out of your lost treasure; I dare you to ask what I got out of it.


What's that? What did I get out of it?


Ok, I'll tell you. I got my name spelled wrong! Of all the ways to thank me for your spiffy new hat, a hat that you so proudly state my mother has worn (apparently that's a good thing) you choose to thank me by spelling my name wrong. You've made me cry yet again. I'll be crying for days now and I'll have to go to my first day of college with my eyes all puffy because you, VINCE LEPORE, made me cry.

I hope you're happy.


~Kristin