[astroglide]

it's horrendously overpriced and takes forever (not in a 'this is fun because we're sitting around and having a conversation with a bunch of empty glasses at the table' way, but rather a 'i can't focus entirely on this conversation because i have to make sure that my lobster isn't raw or overcooked' way). i will grudgingly go once in a blue moon, but there's no way i could tolerate the place on even an annual basis.