[gumpzilla]

after a bunch of questions . . .
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Is it black?
Can it run fast?
Can it carry people?
I'm guessing it's a ninja?

Thank you, Internet. (No, it wasn't a ninja.)

And, in a related vein, a joke.

Two guys sit down for a game of 20 questions. The first guy decides that the object in question will be a moose cock. The game proceeds as follows:
"Is it big?"
"Yeah, I'd say it's pretty big."
"Can you eat it?"
"Umm. . . sure, I guess you could eat it."
"Is it a moose cock?"

I'll be here all week.