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I chose the two guys, but it can't be evenly matched.

I was out to dinner once with my ex gfs family. Her uncle is an asst principal at a high school. I asked him about the worst fight he's ever seen.

He told me about this one where a football player's little sister kept being harrassed by some dude that liked her. It was getting pretty intense until he started grabbing the girl. The football player finally had enough, picked up the dude with one hand by his neck, slammed him up against the lockers, then punched him one time in the mouth with his other fist and dropped him. It knocked the the dudes bottom row of teeth back into his mouth.

That seems more exciting than two bimbos scratching each other and not even tearing off clothes.