Jury duty does seem like a rather awful process to go through, I have to go in May, but I have an idea: I am gonna go dressed totally punked out. I'm gonna look like a total gutter punk- thick spiked hair, cutoff pants with safety pins through the hems, and some patches either sewed on real sloppy or hell just use more safety pins, maybe I'll die my hair some unnatural color again like my hi school days. Oh yeah I'll wear one of my more blasphemous shirts too, that'll encourage them to get me out of their courtroom real quick. Hopefully no lawyer will want me on their jury then, and almost for sure no DA will. I dunno but I think it'll work.


Kris