Help me on the BSing
Im looking for a weekend job and they give you the huge Bs test, the one that looks like this
1.you are very outgoing
strongly agree
Agree
disagree
strongly disagree
Stuff like that. If I answered these things honestly I would do so terrible.no i do not enjoy work, no i am not a team leader, yes i do worry about things and daydream, no my high school record wasnt very good, and no im never in a cheerful mood. Heres a few standard questions which blow my mind.
you like to take orders
strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree
the correct answer is supposed to be that you like to take orders right?? yes because everyone loves to take orders.
Your mood changes from happy to sad for no reason
strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree
This one was hard to fill in disagree for me.I could barely stop my conscience from filling in the strongly agree.
and one that I had to go back and change before i hit submit..
Its maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free
the right answer is agree right?because we would rather make sure we get every guilty criminal and if a few innocent people go to jail because of our make believe overly strict justice system that is the price we must pay.Sweet bloody justice is good.a guilty person escaping our clutches is maddening ,MADDENING I tell you!
also is it possible to over-BS on these test? Is there some guy who's like "well he strongly agreed with all the right answers, so we are not going to hire this liar?" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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