PORN
So here's the situation:
I'm at my desk listening to Howard Stern this morning and they have some co-ed who is going to spin the Wheel of Sex (where she'll have to do some disgusting act like smelling Benji's ass for a minute or get smacked in the ass with a fish or whatever) in exchange for plugging a website (voyeurdorm.com).
So I, being the brilliant individual that I am and never afraid to check out some porn, type that into my web browser and its the usual stuff (a little nakedness but not much unless you put in a credit card, which I'd never do) but I start clicking around and all of a sudden I have 10 f'n pop-up porn boxes all over my computer.
A 50 year old woman who works with me comes walking towards my office. I know she's coming to see me with a question and I started trying to close all these boxes but for every 1 I close 2 more pop up and she's getting closer and my heart is racing and I can't get these closed fast enough and at the last second I hop up to meet her at the door and prevent her from coming into my office.
F'n pop-up boxes. I nearly [censored] myself.
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