[brad]

A: youre a communist for being against the war.

B: no im not.

A: aha! then you admit youre a nazi!

(B is hauled off by men in black ski masks)

announcer: these protesters are tricky. report anyone you suspect of fifth column tendencies. do not under any circumstances attempt to apprehend said supsects, they are highly dangerous and known to be extremely violent.

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