Reminds me of a joke
A texan in a bar says to the young, hot-looking waitress, "Kin ah have a piece a aahs?"
The waitress replies, "That is the crudest, most direct proposition I've ever had. But, your kind of cute, and my break is coming up, so why not?"
The texan and the waitress go to his room for a half hour of wild, monkey sex.
After returning to the bar, the Texan says, "That was really naahs, now kin ah have an aahs cube for my drink?"
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