[Blarg]

You need an entrance exam.

Like, maybe you could ask:

What is a typewriter?
What does it mean when you say a television show or movie is in "black and white"?
What is the Geneva convention, and how many times a year is it held?

You could have some multiple choice questions, too.

"Rock and roll" is:
A) The name of a band selling CD's on late night infomercials
B) A term used in the armed forces that means you should start fighting or driving
C) A flavor of ice cream
D) None of the above.