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I've got a couple I made up. I think they're cool, but need feedback.

You know that awkward moment, when everyone folds, and the two players in the blinds look at each other hopefully, wondering if the other will chop? But no one says anything?

Clearly, the SB wants to chop, or else he would've acted on his hand. It's really up to the BB.

Here's a great chance for the dealer to ask, "Ch'option?"

I'm trying to make "ch'oppurtunity" work, but it doesn't have that same ring to it.