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Back in the days when mice had balls I used to steal them from coworkers. mmmmm.

Even before that, Sun workstations could use an optical mouse that took a special mousepad. If you rotated the mousepad 90 degrees the mouse wouldn't work. Fun stuff, there.

and my favorite of all time, add this to someone's .bashrc:

alias exit=bash

for the non-UNIX among us, that basically starts a new shell when the luser types the common "exit" command to close the shell. DO NOT leave your console unlocked around me! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]