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Old 06-08-2005, 05:02 PM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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Default Re: \"Remove Your Debt The Christian Way\"..WTF kind of email is this??

funny you should mention that....

surveys have shown that Christian girls in college are more likely to have oral sex and backdoor sex then other girls, but of course a much lower chance of vaginal sex.

Christian College kids should all become lawyers - they scour the bible looking for loopholes and ways to get what they want without betraying the letters of the law - so of course, oral and anal sex technically don't take out a woman's virginity, which is to be saved for marriage. It's very strict about remaining a virgin till you're married. And also, once you sleep with someone, that's your husband/wife - you don't need a ceremony.

So, TECHNICALLY, if you want to be specific, the Bible doesn't prohibit it, so anyone's pooper will do. If you read between the lines, stretch a lot, and convince her that you love her and you're gonna marry her anyways, yer good to go.

I also know a couple who were gonna pull out before going all the way - figuring if they didn't climax, it was ok - (or maybe they were dry humping - I never wanted to ask) - in any case, she got knocked up.

BTW, these definitions are BS, this is BS, I know, and it was BS when Bill Clinton said he didn't have sex with her but she did with him in his lawyerly definition -

I don't know a wife in the world who will be happy you slept with your coworker but didn't have sex cause she blew you and you stuck it in her pooper, but you know....that's the way it works in that society - it's it's own little fantasy world.

and people wonder why I drink/get depressed/[censored] up so much - I can't forget this [censored] no matter how hard I try.

RB
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