[smudgex68]

[ QUOTE ]
if you were completely convinced of Sklansky's push-or-fold system, you'd implement it with computers, not apes

[/ QUOTE ]

Perhaps this guy is not completely convinced about David's system - hence why he's using gorillas and chimpanzees. Anyway, I asked if I could have one to try it out.

[ QUOTE ]
We have a chimp available for sale. The price is 3.5 times the annual net income.

This chimp is female and has an annual net earn of $195K. She is 5 yeas old.

The price is 3.5 times the annual earn, or $682.5 thousand dollars. Shipping we pay for.

Sincerely,
Dr. Norm

michael@xxxxxx wrote:
Dear PrimatePoker,

I am a keen poker player and animal lover.

Is it possible to adopt a poker-playing primate, preferably a chimpanzee
rather than a gorilla as I have a smallish apartment here in Milan, but
a reasonable-sized terrace.

I would like the primate to play on PartyPoker for me when I am at work.
I assume the costs of looking after the primate would be covered by the
winning (do they have any special feeding requirements - pasta is the staple
food here in Italy). Also, would you expect a commission on any of the winnings.

Many thanks
Michael


[/ QUOTE ]